on.my.fingertips.
Being a teenager comes with…

sodamnrelatable:

Eating everything in sight

Being randomly horny

Being bored as shit in the middle of the day

Being addicted to the internet

Not doing your homework till the last possible minute, then stressing about it

And just plain not giving a damn about a lot of things…

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When people tell me I should stop being mean.
sidratulmuntaha:

have faith, dear self.

sidratulmuntaha:

have faith, dear self.

Am I the only one who closes the silverware drawer with an epic pelvic thrust?
Dear whoever I marry,

dizzylovelylace:

Promise me you’ll take me closer to God, and my heart is yours.

When I try to scare my friend

sodamnrelatable:

I’m like

Their reaction

but when they scare me I’m like

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lolsofunny:

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